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12 steps for internet addiction recovery program


1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I 
used to, before the Internet. 

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 

3) I will get dressed before noon. 

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner
before even thinking of the Internet. 

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and
family that are Internet-deprived. 

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet. 

7) I will read a book...if I still remember how. 

8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them 
to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet. 

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. 

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is 
necessary or not. 

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance 
my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet. 

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime...
and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!








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