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Computer Jokes

an ode to unix


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Process... Kill!

{slower}


You can have your VMS,
You can have your MS-DOS,
You can even have you Windows NT,
But don't you fuck with me,
I've Got BSD, 

And I'll go preemptive, when I fork... 

{slightly faster}


So I'll protect my memory,
Put my files in a tree,
And when I'm a server, I'll never crash! 

'Cuz I'm written in C.
For good Port-a-bility!
And I'm old, but I keep getting bet-ter! 

Made by ATT, 
GNU keeps me Free!
I'm the best damn OS on the net! v

So, you can have your VMS,
you can have your MS-DOS,
you can have your Washington Mon-op-oly!
But don't you fuck with me,
Yeah, don't you fuck with me,
Cuz I've Got BSD,
I've Got BSD, 

And I'll go preemptive, when I fork... 








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