This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the
marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal
shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You
foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some
special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex
like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying
the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't
need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The
Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb."
Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try
them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years - raw sexual power.
In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently
over a table, yanked down his pants, and ripped down his own pants, and grabbed
a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs. The Pakistani then began screaming
"YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!
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