A saadhu (saint) and a shikaari (hunter) meet in a forest. The shikaari sees a
bird and shoots.
He misses and exclaims: "Behanchood! I missed".
The saadhu says killing animals is wrong as it is and using dirty language when
not succeeding makes it worse. After some time the shikaari sees a deer and
shoots.
He misses again and shouts: "Lund saalaa! phir sae missed"
The saadhu warns him: "If you use such crass language again. I will call upon
the Gods to curse you."
This time the hunter spots an elephant at ten meters range. He shoots and still
misses and cries out: "Gaanduu! Missed even this."
The saint loses his tolerance and prays: "O God. This man has sinned thrice in
front of a saint, despite warnings. Take him away."
"Thooom!" There is a lightning bolt from the sky and the saadhu is vaporised.
Awestruck, the shikaari looks towards the sky and hears a thunder
"Bhoonsadiwaalae! I missed too."
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