1) Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else ?
Boyfriend : Dead sure ! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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2) Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the
moon ?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why ?
Pupil : The moon gives us light when we need it, but the sun
gives us >light only in the day time when we don't need it.
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3) Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps talking when
people are >no longer interested ?
Pupil : A teacher.
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4) Waiter : Would you like your coffee black ?
Customer : What other colours do you have ?
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5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was
called current affairs.
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6) How do Arabs like to dance ?
Sheikh to Sheikh
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7) Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean ?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a
teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother ?
Sam : She's a woman.
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8) Tarun : How should I convey the news to my father that I've
failed ?
Dinesh : You just send a telegram : Result declared, past
year's performance repeated.
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> 9) Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing ?
Pupil : Brotherly love.
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10) Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before >eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to. My mom is a good cook |