A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has
just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in
your office with your secretary. Why do you call her
a doll?" Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man
explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working
girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows
the computer system and is very efficient."
"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she
closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
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