>A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
>animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
>but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
>following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
>come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
>pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted
>the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in
>public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
>I'm a justa > tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'." |