A young girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very
worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test
result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother
says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks
up the phone and makes a call .
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of
their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits
in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront
villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and
$1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the
man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll f**k her again!" |